Chapter 14: Bullet Comments and Pressure

Bullet comments start to dey "mark" me again, call me mumu, say I no sabi anything.

Dem dey type as if dem dey run commentary for Super Eagles match.

[I don give up...]

[She really be the most useless strategist I ever see.]

[She jam better chance, no even know how to use am?]

[She just waka comot?]

[She no suppose stay, try care for the villain?]

[She finally get chance alone with am, and she just go?]

[Wetin she dey do sef?]

I dey read, dey bite my tongue, but I no fit answer.

Some even dey push me, say make I just throw myself for Chief Olumide, use any means possible seduce am. Either way, dem sure say I no fit finish the mission.

Dem nor understand say Naija man no be like oyinbo. You no go just throw yourself anyhow, if e no like you, e go bone your matter.

Dem dey wait make I annoy Chief Olumide and die, so better strategist go show.

As if say life be queue for fuel station—one come, one go.

If I die, dem go just move to the next person.

I fit feel the pressure, but I gats just dey do my own jeje.